Saturday, 18 May 2013

Inappropriate Positive Reinforcement

Son 1: "Who are we still allowed to make fun of? Germans? They DID start two world wars.."
Son 2: "If they start a third, they get a free coffee."

Monday, 13 May 2013


Son 1: "My computer needs to go in for repair."
Me: "What happened?"
Son 1: "Poor planning and gravity."