Snack Time

Me: "You can eat those rice cakes. I think Penny or Deanna left them."
Son 2: "Are they stale?"
Me: "No. They're unopened."
Son 1: "Plus, they come already stale."

Love Marks

Me: "I love you."
Son 1: "I give you a 3 out of 5."
Me: "Seriously?"
Son 1: "Hey! It's almost a B!"

Packin' bags

Grandpa: "Back in my day, we had 'greasers'."
Son 2: "Now we call them 'douches'."