Game of Bones

Me: "I love Game of Thrones, but I get tired of the gratuitous female nudity. They all look like models with huge breast implants. It feels out of context and pulls me out of the world."
Son 1: "Sounds horrible! Now I want to watch it SO much less than I did before."
Dad: "It's OK son. I'll watch it for both of us."

CaNein

Me: "I saw a show about a human dog... he said something like 'Even though I won't always do what you say, I'll always love you unconditionally'".
Son 1: "Just like me! Except for that second part."

Raw Deal

Me: "That's a lot of cookie dough to eat raw."
Son 1: "Can I take that as a challenge?"

I guess we shouldn't have watched Psycho.

Son 1: "Mom, I love you so much that when you die I'm going to dig up your corpse and use you as an excuse to kill people."

Inappropriate Positive Reinforcement

Son 1: "Who are we still allowed to make fun of? Germans? They DID start two world wars.."
Son 2: "If they start a third, they get a free coffee."

Lapsetop

Son 1: "My computer needs to go in for repair."
Me: "What happened?"
Son 1: "Poor planning and gravity."

Sole Man

Me: "Nice shoes."
Son 1: "That's what my friends said. I'm not sure. They seem too... fashionable."