Biblical Portions

Son 2: "Why would God make an animal so delicious then not allow his people to eat them?"
Me: "Well, it's not the biggest logical issue with a literal interpretation of the Bible..."
Son 2: "No. It's the only one. Everything else is fine. That whole ark thing is a perfectly logical explanation for what happened to the unicorns."
Me: "Yes. As written in Rovers 1.45."