Tiger Mom

Son 1: "You know they're not called 'Siberian' tigers anymore because they're extinct in that part of the world. Now they're called 'Amur' tigers."
Me: "Pretty soon they'll be called "Calgary Zoo" tigers."
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Son 1: "You'll want to fact-check this before you blog it."
Dad: "Get one of the interns to do it."
Intern 2: "Intern 1 can use the iPad."