Me: "So, do you have any girls you're interested in?"
Son 2: "Uhhh..."
Dad: "We already had that awkward conversation. It ended with me giving him a jumbo box of condoms."
Son 2: "You mean a box of jumbo sized condoms."
Son 2: "The people who make the Sherlock Holmes movies should just give all the money they would spend making the next ones to the people who make Sherlock the BBC series so they can make more episodes faster."