Saturday, 28 June 2014


Son 2: "What IS this?"
Me: "Songza's New Wave Hits playlist. I haven't heard these songs in so long!"
Son 2: "Maybe it's because they're bad songs."
Me: "They are GREAT songs!"
Son 2: "Are you sure? My Sharona is on the list."

Friday, 27 June 2014

Summer Dazed

Me: "God lord. Why are you wandering around the house in your underwear?"
Grandpa: "It's a bathing suit! I don't wear underwear."

Wednesday, 18 June 2014

We Speech Goodly

Son 2: "He's shouting really loud."
Me: "Loudly. It's an adverb."
Son 2: "It's not when I use it incorrect."

Monday, 16 June 2014

MacKenzie Family Circus Studios

Buddy Cop Film Teasers

 "She's just a modern day gal, he's Genghis Khan..."
 "He's Hitler, she's Anne Frank..."
 "He's a germaphobe, she's Typhoid Mary..."
 "She's Catherine the Great, he's Mr. Ed..."
 "He's lactose intolerant, she's Gorgonzola..."
 "He's one day from retirement, she's the Surface of the Sun..."

Thursday, 12 June 2014

Wednesday, 11 June 2014

Primate-ary Education

Son 2: "What do you want to take at university?"
Son 1: "Science."
Son 2: "What kind of science?"
Son 1: "Maybe learn how to arc weld a hard-drive to a monkey."
Son 2: "Is arc welding like welding but with electricity?"
Son 1: "I don't know! I'm not a scientist yet!"

Sunday, 8 June 2014

Master Bait

Me: "I haven't seen grandpa yet today."
Son 1: "Don't worry. Just put out a bowl of pickled herring and compost and he'll find his way home."

Saturday, 7 June 2014


Son 2: "Get a job."
Son 1: "Can't. Too busy cultivating my neck beard."

Wednesday, 4 June 2014


Son 1: "I had to fill out a survey about bullying at school. When they asked for my ethnicity, I put down 'honky'."

Tuesday, 3 June 2014


Son 2: "Why don't we raise cats and eat them?"
Son 1: "That's delicious."
Son 2: "That's monstrous."
Son 1: "It can be both."