Grandpa: "I understand why Edmontonians are still mad at Pocklington. I'm still mad about the Alouette trade in '59, and the Dodgers leaving Brooklyn. You've got to hold on to a good, meaningless grudge."
Grandpa: "Are you going to blog that thing I said about the difference between men & women?" Me: "No." Grandpa: "Why?" Me: "My blog." Grandpa: "My mouth." Me: "Fortunately, I get to edit your mouth before it goes on my blog."
Me: "You probably should give me a list of the medications you're on in case of an emergency."
Grandpa: "Avodart - daily, Ramipril - daily, Viagra - on request."
Me: "Jesus. TMI Dad."
Grandpa: "It's a prescription! And go ahead and blog it. I'm 70, what do I care?"