Tuesday, 30 June 2015

Rhetorical Planning

Me: "I might get to that show tonight. I don't know. I'll get there if I get there."
Son 2: "Well tautologied."

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Punch. Line.

Son 2: "What aren't you laughing?"
Me: "Because your joke was so funny I'm paralyzed."
Son 2: "Are you mocking me?"
Me: "Would I mock you?"
Son 2: "Have you met you?"