Tuesday 26 May 2015

Kris Dingle

Dad: "You know there's no Santa Claus, right?"
Son 2: "Well, damn. Who have I been sending my nudes to all these years then?"

Saturday 16 May 2015

Terminal Inaction

Son 2: "Make him stop!"
Me: "Ignore him and he'll go away."
Son 2: "Mom, he's not cancer."