Saturday, 8 June 2013

Game of Bones

Me: "I love Game of Thrones, but I get tired of the gratuitous female nudity. They all look like models with huge breast implants. It feels out of context and pulls me out of the world."
Son 1: "Sounds horrible! Now I want to watch it SO much less than I did before."
Dad: "It's OK son. I'll watch it for both of us."

Friday, 7 June 2013


Me: "I saw a show about a human dog... he said something like 'Even though I won't always do what you say, I'll always love you unconditionally'".
Son 1: "Just like me! Except for that second part."

Thursday, 6 June 2013

Raw Deal

Me: "That's a lot of cookie dough to eat raw."
Son 1: "Can I take that as a challenge?"

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

I guess we shouldn't have watched Psycho.

Son 1: "Mom, I love you so much that when you die I'm going to dig up your corpse and use you as an excuse to kill people."