Saturday, 26 December 2015

Friends with Bennet. Fits.

Me: "Guys! Great news! Season 6 of Downton Abbey is out!"
Son 2: "I can't wait to find out which white girl Mr. Darcy marries!"
Me: "There's no Darcy in Downton."
Son 1: "I'm pretty sure at least 30% of the men are Darcy. And 50% of the women."

Sunday, 20 December 2015

Sheepish Expression

Son 2: "Wait.... Jesus is the lamb?"
Me: "Yes."
Son 2: "Because he's also the shepherd. That doesn't seem like a very good idea."
Me: "He did get crucified."
Son 1 : "So the system doesn't work?"